When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

Pasture Jokes More Pasture Jokes

What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.