When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What do you call a cow that's scared of everything?

Coward!

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When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

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What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.