How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants