Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.