Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.