When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'