How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

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How many "suh dudes" does it take to turn on a light bulb?

None, it's already lit fam haha suh dude.

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y