Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose

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What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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What's a hipster's biggest problem?

You probably haven't heard it.

What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.