Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.