What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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Why don't I have a record deal?

Then I take them out and I know why.

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

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What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

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What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool