What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

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What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool