When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !