What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

What did the cow with a cold say?

Boo

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Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.