What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.