What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff