What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket