What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*