When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day