Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

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Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.