Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.