What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.