When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!