What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey?

How're you gettin' on

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!