When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss