When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash