What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

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What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss