What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.