When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

What are you in the bathroom?

European