He wanted to be on time.
Why do you want 10 dollars
She wanted to get a dark tan.
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
There's a clock on the stove.
It went back 4 seconds.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.