Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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They want to.

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.