Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

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I'm not Willie Nelson"

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Head Russian...

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What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

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It goes back four seconds!

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.