Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.