Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

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What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine