How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.