None. Their President outsources the job to India.
Won.
One.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
Cancer cells can get Jobs.
He was always drinking on the job
Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In
Ted Cruz
Mahatma Coat
Connect the Dots.