Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

What do you call a belt with a clock?

A waist of time.