When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

House Jokes More House Jokes

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger