What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

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What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.