What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?

A: It's too little to be out alone.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.