Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom