Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.