What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs