What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.