What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.