When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0