How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

Freudian Jokes More Freudian Jokes

What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.