Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
A: WHAT
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
Because they spend too much time changing.
V.
A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Because their mother was in a jam!
He made a Freudian slip
A Freudian slip.
