Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.