How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.