Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback