Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"