Policeman: It was a moving violation.
she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."
My donation check to the orphanage.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Your under a vest
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
