Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"