Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

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What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!