What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.