What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!