What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!