Where did the fish go when it needed an...

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon