Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?

You only need one nail to hang up the picture.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.