How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.