How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

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How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

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How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.