Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!