Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund