Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.