Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

Credit to

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Spare Change Jokes More Spare Change Jokes

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.