Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

For the drizzle

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

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What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to