Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund