Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund