What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step up: transformers :v

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.