Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Where does an ape sleep?

A: In an apricot.