Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

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Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.