What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.