Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

What's a cats most common written thought?

mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.