How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire