How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"